pumpkin pie

the greatest pie ever. it has yummy flakey crust and a creamy pumpkin filling that has a slight cinnamon flavor. i recommend getting it from costco because its so good and i could eat it all day everyday.
person 1: “i see you have some pumpkin pie from costco”
person 2: “yes i do and it is very scrumptious and i also have whipped cream because it tastes good onto of the pie.”
person 1: “can i have some”
person 2: “no it is mine forever” -runs away screaming and throws his hands up in rage but drops the pie and then digs a hole, crawls into it and dies because he can’t get another pie because they are out of stock at costco-
really f-cking good pie.
i had pumpkin pie last night. its like m-st-rb-t–n for the taste buds.
created by the fanfiction writer c-ssandra claire, “pumpkin pie” is the t-tle of the relationship, or “ship” in fanfiction terminology, between hermione granger and harry potter. it is believed that this name arised from a story of ms. claire’s, in which after kissing harry potter, hermione thought that he tasted like pumpkin pie.
although canon now proves the romance unlikely, i still ship pumpkin pie!
a s-xy, red haired p-ssy
tom: did you see that sweet -ssed red head?
joe: yeah. i want a slice of that pumpkin pie!
when a guy busts a nut on a redhead’s face
i heard john gave mary quite the pumpkin pie last night.
when someone -j-c-l-t-s in your face then sh-ts in your face and mouth during intercourse. the white and brown color create a tan/orange color like the filing in pumpkin pie.
i just gave a pumpkin pie to my girlfriend’s sister last night.
a dessert made of still born babies.
this pumpkin pie is muy delicioso!
another way to say -n-l s-x without anyone around knowing what you are saying
o man i finally got some pumpkin pie last nigt