Pumpkin-Poker


one who engages in s-xual intercourse with a woman who’s skin is tanned to an orange hew, resembling a pumpkin. especially if she’s kinda chub-chub.
gross dude! your pokin’ a pumpkin! your a pumpkin-poker!

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