pumpkin positive


the medical definition of a person with a brain so small that if you shine a light in their mouth, their whole head will light up like a halloween pumpkin.
“he chopped his own finger off with a steak knife”
“what’s the diagnosis, doctor?”
“clearly pumpkin positive”

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