pumpkin smashed


a quickie at a the local starbucks after drinking a sip of their first pumpkin spice latte while wearing ugg boots and yoga pants 2 hours before their yoga/crossfit cl-ss
dude ! i think your girl pumpkin smashed her trainer at the star bucks

bro, we both ordered the same latte and pumpkin smashed in the parking lot.

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