pun n’ cum
when two or more individuals take part in a s-xual conversation on direct message, texting, forum thread, or any other public social site and and begin to use puns to help one another achieve -rg-sm through laughter and clever wording. typically done using puns from iconic things like the office, parks and recreation, and any other iconic tv shows or internet memes of their choosing. most of these “pun n’ c-m sessions appear on social sites such as omegle where partic-p-nts find someone with an equal amount of love for puns as themselves and begin to “talk punny” to each other in dirty and naughty ways. eventually ending with a laugh and a sticky or wet situation in their underwear. warning: once you have “pun n’ c-med” with someone you may never go back to normal s-xting conversation again, your mind will be forever altered. pun at your own risk..
guy: one question, do you watch the office?
girl: -stares into camera- ill be stanley and mistake your d-ck for coffee and wont even notice.
guy: d-mn it someone put my d-ck in jello again!!
girl: eat me like kevin eats his m&ms so i know its real.
guy: i think i just pun n’ c-mmed to the office..
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