punch break
the act of masturbating in a toilet at work whilst you should be working… instead of a “lunch” break, place your hand on your member in the form of a fist and administer a “punch” to yourself… nothing better than getting paid to pull!
me: “hey rosso! hold the fort will ya, i’m on punch break!”
rosso: “ya dirty b-st-rd, give her a yank for me!!”
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