punch drunk dance
while on the dance floor by yourself, begin to throw wild punches up, down, left, right and in circles. after 2 minutes of successful punches, you should begin to spark the attention of others who may either be in utter shock or admiration. those in admiration will proceed to throw sporadic punches with you. you have officially started the party off right with the punch drunk dance.
after your last final of the first semester of law school you proceed to get hammered with cl-ssmates at a local bar. at the bar, you have consumed more than 5 drinks within 30 minutes. you begin to “hear the beat” from the bar’s jukebox and walk to the middle of the dance floor. punches naturally flow from your body like bruce lee with dementia. consequently, you provoke cl-ssmates to do the same. the t-tle of such cl-ssic dance moves is called the “punch drunk dance.” -warning: blows to the face may occur.
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