punch me in the fucking face
when someone has the ever so familiar look of wanting to punch you in the face and you tell them to, you provoke them by repeating it louder and more aggressive until it happens, you expected it, and when it happens, you can’t believe they did it.
me: “you want to punch me right now, you want to punch me right now, but you wont. you want to punch me to bryan? you guys both look like you might want to hit me in the face. you do, i can tell. well why don’t you do it! why don’t you punch me in the face?! punch me… in the f-cking face!!!!”
person1: (punched me in the f-cking face)
punch me in the f-cking face
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