punch my muffin


another term for s-xual intercourse
1. annoying, sweaty football player: i totally punched that girl’s m-ffin last night. score!
2. sl-tty girl: you can punch my m-ffin anytime.
3. plymouth cross country: yeah we totally punched regina’s m-ffin today in that meet.

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