when a dr inserts a qtip into a man’s urethra to swab for std’s.
after scr-w-ng that chick i met on tinder a few weeks ago i was p-ssing razor blades so i went to the dr who immediately started punchin the boar.
- flesh lamp
the process of using one’s skin for a lamp shade i just got a new flesh lamp at an auction from ed gein’s house. the immediate aura that surrounds a bare chested women on first taking in the experience…. i saw kaly’s flesh lamps…. nice
strong, powerful body. gorgeous face, and the best at sports. all enemies are named d-ck cheney. daughters names are turbosusan and etc. defeated the foot clan and dominated the sport of bowling “oh man she’s such a turbovicki,” “what? her?” “yeah man, do you see that strong and powerful bod right there?”
- hand derps
when your partner is giving you a handjob but stops because there hand cramped and there to time to finish. hi i told her, i guess your hand derps…. i’ll finish myself off .
- genital jig
a euphemism for s-xual intercourse; dancing the genital jig: having s-x last night, me and stephanie danced the genital jig.
the kind of people that marines kill and dislike on a day to day basis. the people that are terrorists, but some are good people not many though! most middle eastern people and many americans think if your from the middle east or look middle eastern(indian) you are a arab. favorite tools: c4 ak-47s car […]