the act of masturbation. commonly known as jerking off…
since she left i’ve been punching the clown like twice a day.
1.pounding your peter until it pukes
2.pulling your pud
3.spanking the monkey
4.slapping your sh-t
5.manipulateing your genitals
jason got caught punching the clown by his mom.
to grab your p-ck-r and vigorously stroke it back and forth, almost to the point of rugburn. also known as roughing up the suspect.
i caught joe punching the clown while looking at a picture of martha stewart. sick b-st-rd.
the act of repeatidly stroking the beast in a fashion to which others may think you are choking your own genitals.
stop billy!! it looks like you punched the clown into a coma!
yet another term describing male masturbation.
little johnny has been busy all night punching the clown.
describes the act of whacking off: originates from the image of the head of the p-n-s looking like a clowns nose.
-what were u doing in the bathroom for so long?
-punching the clown…
male m-st-rb-t–n, usually the term is used after the inner shoulder muscles are tired.
my shoulders are so tired after punching the clown.
- irish aerobics
euphemism for what happens when you drink too much guinness, tullamore dew, or other irish whiskey. “i had too many bl–dy pints last night and i was up in the loo doing irish aerobics all f-ck-ng night, oy!”
a car that will blow the doors off your piece of sh-t mustang. dude that guy with the 350z has a twin turbo set up. he’s putting out 500hp. your mustang is gonna get smoked. nissan 350z a car that makes the pantys drop. also refered to as the panty dropper when the girls see […]
noun a person who lays carpets. jim: “joe lays carpet for a living. what’s that called again?” tim: “a carpetter.”
- 23rd base
you’ve reached a point in life where few have gone — ultimate boredom. guy : dude i reached 23rd base.. walls of a room : …. guy : ya dude, i was speechless too. toast f-cking. where you f-ck or get f-ck-d with toast. aka “toasting” the chefs at denny’s got to 23rd base with […]
place of residence i want to live in niket. often these creatures are born and have their fate to be servants of queen dana. their day consists of making sandwiches for queen dana. although their intelligence is higher than the normal species they haven’t been developed enough to override dana. their companion is often the […]