Punching the dark star
more commonly, but boringly, known as -n-lingus.
dude, it was so f-cked up! as this chick was climbing up the ladder out of the pool, i pulled her bikini bottom down and started punching the dark star like there was no tomorrow. i mean, i could taste the last three meals she had eaten, know what i mean? we’ve all been there. anyway, all of the sudden, her grandma appeared over the horizon and caught us. to make matters worse, it was right when she busted out a serious fart box queef. it was quite embarr-ssing, to say the least.
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