Punching Trees Give Me Wood


1. an internet meme that is based around a gameplay element in the popular online sandbox/adventure game minecraft where your character can punch trees to break them and collect their wood. this is a source of tv shirts and other internet jokes.

2. it can also be used perversively (like a that’s what she said joke).
3. it can also be used to say you’re going to play minecraft

examples:
1. dude1: why are you punching that tree
dude2: they give me wood when i do this
dude1: bro that’s only in minecraft
2. punching trees gives me a hard-on.
3. dude1: hey, i’m going to go punch some trees
dude2: talking about minecraft?
dude1: no… i’m just really mad right now.
minecraft meme punching trees give me wood

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