Punctuflation
punctuation inflation. a persistent rise in the number of exclamation marks needed to punctuate a sentence as a consequence of the eroding value of exclamation marks due to rampant over-use.
person a: i’m excited!
person b: u don’t seem excited.
person a: i’m really excited!!!!!
person b: are u sure?
person a: yeah, i’m totally excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person b: ok, cool. just making sure.
person a: man, this punctuflation is killing me– i remember when it only took one ! to be excited.
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punctuation inflation. a persistent rise in the number of exclamation marks needed to punctuate a sentence as a consequence of the eroding value of exclamation marks due to rampant over-use.
person a: i’m excited!
person b: u don’t seem excited.
person a: i’m really excited!!!!!
person b: are u sure?
person a: yeah, i’m totally excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person b: ok, cool. just making sure.
person a: sheesh. this punctuflation is killing me.
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