punctum douchebag
a person who makes a grand gesture of deriving pleasure from a small detail which was the not original point of the image, sound, or situation in question.
g: did you notice the bee that landed on the wall in the s-x scene?
s: whatever, punctum douchebag!
roland barthes (famous philosophical and linguistic writer and purveyor of french -rg-sms) is the ultimate punctum douchebag.
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- Punctuwasted
when one is possessed to use unnecessary punctuation at a belligerent rate. i felt the copyriter was punctuwasted when i read his copy: “the people were happy—but—when it came time—to accept the cows; maudril, “the wizard” appeared…with great “anger,” and “ill will.” or “personal safety”; 6 p.m.:
- Floontanged
when some dumb-ss gets owned by someone else no matter what the excuse is. the term usually refers to those playing video games. louis: bro what the h-ll man, that guy killed me so fast and i was lagging. jay: ya ok kid, you got floontanged scrub
- chin potatoes
when your nut are on her (or his) chin that b-tch loves when i give her some chin potatoes.
- Chippi
g-d’s gift to caffiene junkies. the most delicious ice coffee ever created, with a huge boost of caffiene to boot. only found at mirasol’s in dartmouth. once you try a chippi, you will be forever addicted. tastes like coffee milk, only much better. chippi: super charged and super s-xy!
- deprantic
1)to be depressed because of romance, 2)one who is depressed because of romance (generally unrequited), or 3)something romantic and depressing at the same time maddie–“the phantom of the opera” is so bittersweet. emma–yes, i believe it may be the most deprantic musical i’ve ever seen. maddie– oh gerry!!!! -sobs- emma–weirdo….-walks away-