Punitive Cunnilingus
when a chick is so naughty that even a belt whipping isn’t enough, the only way to get your lick in is to administer the punitive c-nn-l-ng-s.
my girlfriend made me more frustrated than a texas district judge when i couldn’t get my lick in with the big belt, so i had to administer the punitive c-nn-l-ng-s.
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