PUNK HOLE
(noun) a nasty, overused, beat-to-sh-t v-g-n- that has lost it’s elasticity due to the high volume of d-ck traffic in and out of said v-g-n- on a daily basis. a punkhole can be crusty or smelly or both but it must be large enough to create hard packing and slapping noises during coitus.
example 1:
guy 1: “dude, did you see that chick stevo f-cked last night?”
guy 2: “no, but i could hear a loud smacking sound while he was f-cking her from my room downstairs.”
guy 1: “his room smelled so disgusting in the morning. that chick definitely has a punkhole.”
example 2:
guy 1: “did you end up nailing that chick from the bar last night? she was all over you.”
guy 2: “nah, man. we got in a cab to go back to her place but on the ride home she got h-rny, opened her legs, and started fingering herself.”
guy 1: “that sounds awesome. what’s the problem?”
guy 2: “well, when she opened her legs, the entire car smelled like rotten fish. i’m pretty sure i saw some crust around the edges too. when we got to her house we let her out of the cab, shut the door behind her, and drove off…”
guy 1: “dude, that sounds like one gnarly punkhole.”
guy 2: “yeah bro, i dodged a bullet.”
some one who is a pest, not worth a sh-t. tries really hard to be cool but does not succeed.
g-d, i hate that kid. he is such a punk hole.
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