Punkaculate


the act of -j-c-l-t-ng upon a pumpkin, lit or unlit, carved or uncarved. this activity is most commonly performed in the midwest as an act of love towards pumpkins, or as an act of tribute to trick or treating.
d-mn dude, did you see the pumpkins at her back-door? make-a-brutha wanna punkaculate right now!

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