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• Do you agree

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• Dragon Boating

  the act of placing ones face in the cleft of the b-ttocks of another and motorboating the cheeks. suzie and i were fooling around and i flipped her over and straight took her to dragon boating town. she loved it. the act of “motorboating” a chick’s -ss. purists will insist it should only be called […]

• punk quotes

  a quote that a punk either says a lot or goes by. a couple punk quotes are… “were not trying to be different, we just are” -lauren tazelaar “a guy walks up to me and asks ‘what’s punk?’. so i kick over a garbage can and say ‘that’s punk!’. so he kicks over a garbage […]

• penis tassel

  decorative t-ssel hanging from male genitalia. often used for s-xual pleasure. mich-lle bought a p-n-s t-ssel for her dirty boyfriend.

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