puntable


tiny dog that stands at the perfect height to be a field goal waiting to happen, coupled with the att-tude to deserve it. also mailbox dog.
“the way that dog looks at you, it’s just a field goal waiting to happen. d-mn puntables.”

“i know, dude, its face just speaks to you, like, ‘forty yards, anyone?'”
any little child or midget that is about knee high on the average 6″ tall person
that kid is puntable

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