puntang fender blender
puntang fender blender… stik ur w-ng up a gals p-ssy swirl it round a bit stik it up her -ss punch her in back of head whip out quickly (pink sock) and stick remains in blender and use for lube
this sl-t p-ssed me off so i decided too puntang fender blender her… she cried and i now have a d-mn criminal record
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