Punted


kicked from behind, or off a bridge
“the man punted baxter”
2 more definitions
if you use a pun in a clever or funny way to jibe or mock someone else.

btw those last two tags were a load of sh-t, had to come up with five, so…
alice: what does the phrase “a bit left field” mean?
izzy: that question’s a bit left field isn’t it? punted!!
i first made this saying after finding that sometimes owned and pwned can’t describe my feeling good enough.
used in online games for when someone gets completely destroyed. can also be used for when someone gets happyslapped or hit by something in the face or genitals very hard. i intended this to be used with a deep voiced announcer like unreal tournament.
best used over a microphone.
(djdec kills killer667 with a tank sh-ll)
djdec: punted!!!!

(killer667 left the game)
stupot101: lmao!!!!

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