Puny Earthling
a derogatory t-tle used by many alien species to describe not only humans but everything from and on earth.
martian: you puny earthlings will bow at my name, for i am zerogshah plesu iii.
true american earthling: speak english -sshole.
plutian: puny earthling, why do u stick your tongue out at me.
dog: -p-sses on plutian’s legs-
plutian: prepare for your demise.
dog: -sits. stops panting- f-ck you, your planet ain’t even a planet no more.
plutian: you’re right. -turns emo-
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