puppet lovin’
the act of masturbation. the implications of the term vary depending on gender.
females – named for the semblance to the methods of hand puppetry, which female masturbation often resembles.
males – named for the shame related to the act, comparable to that of puppetry. males with a reputation for frequent masturbation may be referred to as “puppet master.”
jim- what are you doing this weekend?
fred- i’m getting lucky with the ladyfriend. you?
jim- i’m probably just gonna get some puppet lovin’.
fred- good luck with that, puppet master. wash your hands.
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