puppet master

someone who is “pulling the strings”. in esscence, someone controlling what goes on beneath them.
bush is controlled by a puppet master – speculation.
noun. mostly used under political connotations, but can be applied elsewhere.

definition: a person who uses their actions or words to control someone or something of a lesser will, also known as pulling the strings of someone or something. often a puppet master uses actions in addition to thoughtfully -ssembled words (with a commanding or guilt-inducing voice inflection) as his or her weapon. puppet masters use their victims to acquire things, such as s-x, money, anything of monetary value, and emotional holds over others (their puppets). often occurs (but is not limited to) in close relationships such as intimate romantic relationships, parent-child relationships, and employer-employee relationships. a puppet master’s interactions with their victim/s is almost always beneficial for the one pulling the strings.
1. some speculate their must be a puppet master above president bush.

2. girl #1: i’m so happy, my car is spotless. my boyfriend washed it for me this weekend.
girl #2: d-mn, he just washed it last week! what are you, the puppet master?

3. my boss is being a total puppet master, i’ve been working overtime this past two weeks and didn’t realize it until i got my pay check and realized i don’t get paid for overtime!
a person who is in control of one’s self and indirectly controls the outcome of a situation despite being attacked verbally or physically by another.

coined by trainer frank matrisciano when teaching pro athletes and other stars undergoing mental and physical training
dude, i thought griffin was going to beat the s!@#% out of that guy that flipped him but somehow he held off. what a puppetmaster!

as used by espn commentator luke winn when discussing ou basketball player blake griffin’s role after being flipped, elbowed, hit, and bloodied but maintaining composure without retaliation. thus, instead of being the “puppet” he was the “puppet master” over his rivals.
a gynecologist;
a s-xual deviant who attempts to fondle another in the same fashion in which a puppeteer would maneuver a puppet.
after missing her period consecutively, sarah begrudgingly made an appointment with the puppetmaster;

“dude… did you see on the news? some old puppetmaster has been sneaking into the girls’ dorms at night and waiting for them in the shower.”
a puppetmaster is someone who controls puppets, or tools.
puppetmaster: i am the puppetmaster.

tools: yes, puppetmaster!
puppet master – someone who intentionally acts like he’s r-t-rded and/or doesn’t know something to troll another.

puppetmastering – the art of being an idiot to make someone else look stupid.
“hey man lets play some cod dude.”
“what’s that?”
“ಠ_ಠ”
“dude, i’m puppetmastering you right now.”
“your not a puppet master, you’re just an idiot.”

“tell your internet to stop puppetmastering, you wifi-using f-ck”
this is a tactic preformed just as you are finishing s-xual intercourse. you pull out of your partner and -j-c-l-t- in your hands, then proceed to shower them with the -j-c-l-t- that is in your hands. after this is done, there will more than likely be sticky strings of your -j-c-l-t- leading from your hands to your partner where the -j-c-l-t- landed. at this point, you begin to move your fingers like a puppet master would manipulate his puppet and say something like “dance my puppet, dance!”
“i was having s-x with trevor last night and he pulled out right before he came and threw his c-m all over me! the jerk puppet mastered me!”

“i told jeremy to give me the puppet master last night when we were done. it was so hot!”