Puppeteer
this occurs during a bis-xual threesome involving two guys and one girl. when one man inserts his p-n-s into the -ss of the other man, then thrusts and guides that man into the womans v-g-n-.
“danny and ryan pulled the puppeteer on linda last night. who thought ryan would be the middle man.”
when you put all four fingers inside of a girls v-g-n- and wriggle your fingers around, making the girl writhe,spasm, and move around.
i gave your sister the puppeteer last night and she almost fell off the side of the bed.
common between two heteros-xual men that do not want to be tagged with the gay stigmata. the first man (puppet) lies nude with a rope tied around his wrist, his hand gripped around his p-n-s. the second man (puppeteer) then pulls the other end of the rope in a style so the original man gets off as though he would be masturbating. totally not gay.
hey bro, ive got major blueb-lls and cant find a woman to help me out. mind running a puppeteer for me?
when a guy, or a girl going commando, zips up his/her pants and gets some of their pubic hair caught in the zipper. as one walks, the zippers pulls up and down on the pubic hair, much as a puppeteer manipulates a puppet.
“dude, i was in such a rush, i totally got caught in a m-ssive puppeteer.”
“dude, that puppeteer was so bad, it looked like i caught buckwheat in my zipper.”
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