Puppygasm
when a puppy is so cute, it produces a physical trembling and severe increase in serotonin levels in the brain resulting in a holistic feeling similar to that of an -rg-sm.
that new puppy, carrol, is so d-mn cuddly that when i pet her i get a puppygasm!
“hey andrew is that your new puppy”
“yeah, you want to pet her?”
“yes!…..(30 seconds after petting)
holy sh-t this puppy is so d-mn cute, i think i just had a puppygasm!”
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