a word used when you don’t wish to describe something or you can’t remember your answer. this word was chosen because it sounds like it could be anything and everything. a color, a food, an ethnicity, a celebrity, etc…
purblounjicorn is everything and nothing. purblounjicorn is the beginning and the end. purblounjicorn f-cked your mom.
- Purple Falcon
a man who does one or two man luge and usually likes being a buddy f-cker. scott b why are you being such a god d-mn purple falcon right now…wtf
barney the dinosaur’s t-st-cl-s. also: when your nuts are squeezed too hard. baby bop, get off my purplenuts.
an overtly large or swollen pair of meat curtains that protrude from deep within the tool shed at the bottom of the lady garden a saggy minge a mumbler “that chick should clearly not be wearing a bikini. you can see her pussticles from here, they look bigger than my nuts!”
a woman who has a child. preferably within the 16-25 age group. you hear about nibs? she pushed. yea, twins. i heard you pushed. congrats, what is the kids name? 1 more definition meaning ugly or not cute at all he’s pushed homie! you looking a little pushed there homie.
1.anyone who needs a defining answer to the questions that they themselves are unable to acquire, which they do so in a feminine manner. 2. one who philosophizes bout tha pussay. 1. dude, connor is such a p-ssylosopher. always sittin’ under trees and thinkin’ and sh-t. and always with his juicy purse. 2. yo! that […]