Purdy Missouri
a town that is not so “purdy” at all.
with an elementary, middle school and high school all in one (with 602 students all together).
purdy is hands down a redneck hillbilly bible beater town.
purdy is made of hypocrites who think that their ‘own sh-t’ don’t stink.
dancing in purdy is illegal.
purdy consists of only 2 small stores (price cutter and dollar general), a diner, a flower shop and a gas station on the corner – purdy missouri is nothing special at all.
matthew: dude, where’s that girl from?
david: oh, that girl bailey? dude, that girl is from purdy.
matthew: oh god no! you mean that sh-tty town full of bible beating money stealing pastors that go to costa rica for a week with the church’s money?
david: yeah, don’t get near bailey though, she’s been around. purdy missouri is a bad deal matthew.
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