purge and splurge
when you’re sitting on the toilet taking a sh-t and want to m-st-rb-t- without anyone knowing so you jerk off onto the sh-t.
jonny: dude i was on ifunny while taking a sh-t and got the urge to purge and splurge.
kyle: man you didn’t even flush? nasty sh-t.
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