Purging Bitch
a female in need of complete access and control over the man to whom she is attracted. purging b-tches proceed to acquire control through surgical removal of the mans closest friends, either immediately or over time. generally the males closest buddy is the number one target, and the most common medical procedure is through “harmless” jokes and accusations of the two men having h-m-s-xual relations. the suggestions are intended to frighten the two men into hanging out less frequently, so that they may prove they are not gay. once the two friends are alienated from eachother, the b-tch then proceeds with indirect demonization of the males best friend, “he’s a really nice guy… and i like him… but…” complementing him with a generic and minor term, as a precautionary measure, then followed up by a more damaging accusation.
the most susceptible victims are attractive males that have “p-ssy whipped” tendencies. purging b-tches are unaware of their behavior and are equally so unaware of their actions. it is recommended to avoid purging b-tches at all costs, as they are the most likely females to take extreme measures to lock down or destroy whichever man it is they want, but can’t have. aka, get knocked up, or toss around rape accusations. the behavior is usually attributed to religious females or females from a more conservative background.
purging b-tches aren’t easily killed and typical measures such as a stake through the heart or a silver bullet simply will not work. you must get holy water, a crucifix and probably a court order depending on the severity of the case.
unexperienced b-tches usually proceed with removal immediately upon contact and the behavior is easily reckognizable. more dangerous types are the seasoned b-tches which patiently wait until there is a minor dispute between the two friends and only then carries on with the procedure.
1. friend: “hey melissa, this is thomas that i went to europe with.”
purging b-tch: “oh, how cute! hehehe, you guys went on a little honey moon together… hehehe…”
2. “chris is so p-ssy whipped, he lets that purging b-tch control everything.
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