purim
a holiday celebrated by jew’s. it is basically halloween and st. patty’s day mixed together.
the kids get dressed up in costumes and go around the neighborhood giving and getting candy from friends and family, while the adults get completely wasted.
but its really all about getting wasted
the first time i got wasted was on purim when i was 13
a jewish holiday celebrating the jewish
people being saved by mordechai and esther from
haman. costumes include fasting (not eating)
the day before, giving two pieces of food to
at least 2 people, dressing up in costumes,
reading the megillah (scroll of the story of purim),
drinking some alcohol.
when is purim?
what did you dress up as on purim?
the most fun jewish holiday ever. proves jews really do know how to party.
purim is when everyone dresses up in awesome costumes, gives gifts of candy and drinks. a lot.
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