purin
jigglypuff in j-panese
purin will make you fall asleep with its f—ing song!!!
2 more definitions
all the other definitions are absolutely wrong. the following is correct.
purin /pu-reen/ (n.): t-st-cl-.
(you may have encountered the plural form of purin, i.e. los purines pu-ree-nez.)
technical definition–purin (n.): a pink cl-ster of m-ss that runs, floats, sings, and sleeps in some bootleg j-panese game called smash bros. or something. light and easily jacked out of the level. (this phenomenon is known as testicular -j-c-l-t–n.) has a special move in which it rotates its body into another opponent and up + a’s the him. this move is known as the testicular torsion attack, or more fondly known as the textbook move. a purin should never be confused with its cancerous cousin known as kirby.
standard colloquial usage: “mah purin sho sho rarge.”
more obscure use: “man, i just couldn’t stop touching his purines.”
hater of the highest order
purin hates this place.
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