Purine


a mixture of p–p and urine that is so watery it looks like soup.
guy 1: “man whats that in the toilet, diaherra?”

guy2: “nooo grandpaw just went in there, he must have purined.”
a name especially made up for people who come across as sweet and innocent but are really the ones causing all the trouble in the background. usually don’t get caught messing cr-p up and if they do people don’t believe it was them.
annoying teacher:”sally, brody, cam…quit talking!”

sally, brody, cam:”sarena was talking, too!”

annoying teacher:”she wouldn’t talk during cl-ss.”

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