Purity Beard


a purity beard is a beard a man grows until he is married, and on his honeymoon, his wife is then allowed to clipper and shave his beard off. it is the ultimate beardly sacrifice a man can make.
i’m sure all of you have heard of a purity ring… its a ring people wear to declare abstinence until marriage. well my idea is the “purity beard.” its when a dude (or girl if she can and wants too, i suppose) grows his beard out until he is married and let’s his wife clipper his beard off on their honeymoon, making the ultimately beardly sacrifice.

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