purnomz
is the secret name of ms purtell at millennium. she banned the harmless word nomz because she said it was s-xual when she had clearly never seen the youtube video of the little furry animals eating food from which it was referenced. search nom nom nom on youtube to find it
bro 1- “ms purnomz was making us learn about sentences again today”
bro 2- “isnt that the teacher who banned the word nomz?”
bro 1- “yeah she is crazy . she thinks she can psychically talk to dolphins”
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