Purple Bash
purple bash can mean a number of different things:
1) just before a man is about to climax and -j-c-l-t-, their partner punches him in the b-ll-nd
2)just before a woman reaches a climax, they are punched in the cl-toris.
3)when someone gives another person a black eye by hitting them with an erect p-n-s.
for example:
1) oh man! i was getting laid last night and my girl friend randomly gave me a purple bash!
2&3) i gave my girlfriend a purple bash to get my revenge.
a s-xual act that is meant to be incredibly enjoyable. it is also incredibly hard to do because it involves some skill and timing. when the man is about to -j-c-l-t- his partner hits his b-ll-nd hard enough to close the p-ssage at the end of his p-n-s then he c-ms. the c-m can’t get out instantly and a m-ssive pressure is built up inside the p-n-s giving the man an immense pleasure.
hahaha did you hear about greg?? he asked that prost-tute to give him a purple bash
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