Purple Buddy
man’s best friend which is that one-eyed purplish nerd waiting to shoot at the stars on the end of one’s meat pipe.
that miserable armless and legless friend , doomed to stay attached on one’s middle leg , to whom is administered each time it is available a corrosive c-nt juice shampoo, resulting in a purple sore and permanent baldness.
a funny vermillion colored mutant living in the groin area, who expresses his joy by squirting his brains out each time the occasion is given to him.
(on the phone)
girl: hey! don’t bring your lousy friend this time! he’s such a t-rd…he just can’t stop blabberin’
boy: hold your horses, this time i’ll be coming only with my purple buddy…but don’t worry, i’ll stuff him so deep in your tw-t you won’t hear a word from him all night!
girl: jumpin’ jesus!
guy: i hope you flushed all that fudge out of hershey highway, i wouldn’t want to be going home with a brown buddy next morning!
girl: i always knew you were a goddam racist!
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