purple car


when you’re playing mario kart double dash!! and wario’s purple car steals first place right when you are about to cross the finish line.

note: you can be purple carred by anyone
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckk!!!!!!!!!!!!! f-cking purple car!!!!!”

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