purple cow
a beverage made with vanilla ice cream and grape soda. similar to a root beer float, but with grape soda instead. super delicious!!
purple cows are off the chizz-ain!!!
something you hope not to see, but anyways, something you’d rather not actually be.
it is -ssumed that the purple cow would say moo, although i’m very sure it has yet to be found on the earth.
oh dear, this rhyme’s been used in an example already!
i’ve never seen a purple cow (stop this madness!)
and hope to never see one;
but i can tell you anyhow (i originally had this line wrong.)
i’d rather see than be one.
moo.
a phrase used to severely annoy one by distracting that person and causing them to stop the sneeze they are in and otherwise killing it.
jason: aaaaah…ahhhhhh…
stefan: purple cow!
jason: ach…godd-mnit stefan, i’ll kill you for that!
the act of choking a fat chick during s-x causing her face to turn a shade of purple.
she told me she liked to be choked so i gave her a purple cow.
its the same as salad tossing
ur giving someone purple cows when u lick their a-hole
a variant of the “blue waffle” std. looks like a purple cow’s nose. smells horrific.
dude, my girlfriend just told me she has a nasty case of purplecow. what should i do?
an old woman’s p-ssy. it’s purple and as big as a cow’s p-ssy. a purple cow looks disgusting.
kitty’s purple cow looksdisgusting.
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