Purple Dick Shift
purple d-ck shift is usually driven by a kid who always thinks he can beat you at skate but fails every single time for a year straight. their fetishes usually include amputee’s and prego women. they supposedly get rated solid 8 out of 10’s from girls on the internet. they are usually not right in the head. their fathers really do not appreciate taking their paddle boats on a lake when they are not legally allowed in a house. and the father is mentally abusive. their foe’s generally include gingers, -ssholes, fresh kids, or anyone that tries to pork their smokin’ hot sister.
“dude, i want to f-ck that girl.”
“you’ll die dude, thats wess’s sister!!”
“woah did you see that truck?, yea i think that was the purple d-ck shift.”
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