Purple Dishwasher Monkey


useful insult, particulary useful when a slur of any kind will get you into deep !%#% (like when you are talking to someone of another race/creed/religion/s-x)
if the person takes offense and reports you they will “just look a bit mad”.
annoying useless whinger: “you have no taste, not even a dog would go out with you” or “you w-nker, -rs-hole, drug pushing pimp, sk-nk”
you: “shut-up you purple dishwasher monkey”
annoying useless whinger: “i hate you… (thinking) how dare you call me that… (thinking really hard, you have left by now)… what did they say?”

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