purple glurple
when you twist the tip of another person’s p-n-s. this phrase can also apply to twisting your own p-n-s but typically this only occurs after dares and lost bets. glurple comes from the scientific term for the head of the p-n-s; the glans.
bro 1: yo! mark twisted the tip of my w-ng at the pregame. i don’t know if i’m gonna be able to bang becky later. it’s all purple and it’s bleeding a little bit.
bro 2: oh wow man! you got a purple glurple? that’s epic!
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