whose fault
what you say to get a laugh after someone mentions asphalt (the joke is in the fact that “asphalt” sounds like “-ss fault”)
a tractor-trailer driver is flirting with a female dump truck driver. “i’m helping repair the roads today,” she says, “i gotta pick up some asphalt later on.” all of a sudden, the tractor-trailer driver says “whose fault?”. it takes the dump truck driver a minute to get the joke, and when she finally does, she busts up laughing!
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