purple goldfish
the stupidest comercial ever to come onto t.v. so that goldfish inc. does not look like a bunch of racist b-st-rds.
what’s wrong with this comercial? why is that goldfish purple?
they’re new goldfish colors, oh look now there goes a red one. of course they’re baked and not fried, just watch the colors swim by. woah, check out that red head! they’re made with real chedder which makes them even better; bet you never thought that you eat a purple goldfish. your kids will love to eat them, so don’t forget to feed ’em the snack that smiles back goldfish.
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