Purple Hammer
when a black man repeatedly hits you over the head with his chode.
“i got purple hammered when i went into the bathroom at the high school.”
1 more definition
when you grab your d-ck and squeeze it until the head turns purple, then mercilessly punch the head or with a purple mallet/hammer. this act is usually done intoxicated and was originated by new hampshire’s own matthew “bordmatt” warriner.
hey what is bordmatt doing?
oh he is just over there doing his purple hammer thing.
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