purple hanger


in the babe version, “a purple hanger occurs when two fingers are inserted into the -n-s, and curved to simulate the curvature of a clothes hanger. the purple part, is well, you know…”

in the dan version, “a purple hanger is when the p-n-s swells and becomes infected after s-x with someone unclean or unfit for duty.”

in the l’etrange version, “a hanger stuck up someone’s b-tt.”
yeah, so the other night, my boyfriend tried to give me a purple hanger, but it was too tight…

yeah man, that hooker we had in montreal gave me a wicked purple hanger for a week…

excuse me little timmy, where’s the rest of your hang… oh my god – have you been giving yourself purple hangers?

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