purple-headed warrior


a p-n-s, especially an erect one. heard in the naked gun series of movies. so named because of the tendency of the glans to turn purplish-pink when engorged with blood.
she moaned as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding.
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the anonymous person from above’s one inch d-ck. yes, i said, but one inch.

seriously, a purple headed warrior is an erect p-n-s (purple from all the blood).
colin ferral had quitet he fighting purple headed warrior…man it was a long night.
my w-ng
come here and slurp on my purple headed warrior!
a guys p-n-s

originated when i had nothin better to do
i have a humongous purple-headed warrior max and tom.

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