Purple Helicopter
the purple helicopter:
a s-xual maneuver where a woman on top is riding reverse cowgirl; the man proceeds to smack her -ss until it turns purple then spins her around like a top while still inserted. spinning transition performed by male grabbing hips of woman while woman brings her knees near to chest. can be performed v-g-n-lly or -n-lly, extra lube and/or oil based products aid in making quick spinning transition. bonus points if you make it full 360 degrees.
jane’s -ss was sore for a week after john convinced her to perform the purple helicopter.
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