Purple Houdini
the bruising that occurs when an over ambitious v-g-n- technician gets a little too close to the v-g-n-l lips during a brazilian wax job.
michele’s attempt to spice up her love life went from high to low when she realized her personal waxer at the pretty kitty boutique left her with a purple houdini instead of a nice, smooth sn-tch.
when a women’s wax job gets too close to her v-g-n-l opening and she ends up with a bruised p-ssy lip.
andy: what happened to your p-ssy?
mich-lle: the new girl at the pretty kitty got a little to close to my p-ssy with the wax and now i’m stuck with this purple houdini for the next two weeks.
andy: i’m telling mom!
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